The Audacity of Updating Your FaceBook Through Non-Verbal Expression: The Calcium- MIme Factor

Cracking open an Ommegang ( a small Belgium style brewery in Cooperstown NY that boasted a strain of yeast dating back many centuries, and an uncanny sense of pairing beer and chocolate), there namesake brew after 5 years of cellard in bottle fermintation. It's robustness bled to a bitterness that mirrored the taste that occured from the closing of the Grant St. studio. After this night the musings of the Grant St. illiteratti shall occur from a place that shall not inhabit the ghost of the sweet influence of Maba Davis. I thank her for all she has given me. As this was soddly enough the most active year for posts, I look forward to seeing what a change of atmoshpere will yield to the Press overall. I beleive "Change" is the catchphrase these dats.

Best Releases of 2008:

Honorable Mention: Gary Higgins: Red Hash Origanaly released in 1973 (though reintroduced recently through Drag City Records,) this alt-folk masterpeice deserves a new ear. A layered complexity that belies it's years.

5. King Crimson: Park West, Chicago: August 7th, 2008 Though re;eased only as a download through Discipline Gobal Mobile, Jesus himself would have to had a picked up a guitar for there to be a more important live album this year.

4. Sun Kill Moon: April A bit more aggressive, or assertive in the delivery, Mark Kozelek delivers the goods. Get the disc with the bonus EP.

3. Calexico: Carried to Dust A whirlwind of Americana with a nuance of Chinese or gypsy rythym section. Great listening!

2. TV on the Radio: Dear, Science If this is art-rock, welcome to your color theory class.

1. Modeski Martin amd Wood: Radiolarians 1 This was the album that turned our collective ear on it's end. If the world needed proof that satisfaction cometh not from i-tunes, this may be the savior of the album.

The Benefits of Sound Navigation and Ranging Vs. all of the Oceanic Mammalia, or are not Whales God's Creatures too.

Again opening the layman's guide to destroying our oceans,we come upon the chapter of "disturbing the echolocation capabilities of intelligent oceanic mammals. " "Though for maximum effect it is best to co-ordinate your efforts with the thick cloud of soot and chemicals stretching from the Persian Gulf to Asia."

The work here is India ink splattered onto Bristol board, then immediately hosed off to reveal the staining properties of the ink (as seen in 2 other works on this site.) Some white conte crayon was applied as well.

Current Rotation:

Songs Ohia /Magnolia Electric Co.: (2003) A terrific song cycle from Jason Molina, spans not only an eclectic musical, but emotional scale as well.

Col. Bruce Hampton & the Aquarium Rescue Unit: Live set from 1991, quite fit for any gathering of more than 5 people. That is if they are funkay.

Trey Anastasio/Bar 17: (2006) Mix of Trey's more popular styles, phish like exercises, and experimental prowess. At times quite funkay.

Gentle Giant/ Free Hand: (1975) Shulman brothers and accompianiment lay down a progressive master work

TV on the Radio/ Dear Science: An album of amazing textures. Unkempt expression in something that transcends art rock

Filibustering Until the Muckrakers Carpetbag

In this time of heightened political tensions, and economic uncertainty we must hold tight with our favorite tunes, and maybe now consider the haircut as an artform. The high-top fade as cubist expression, the mullet as surrealism, the bob art deco. Will knowing the origins of creation be able to help our future? As the world toils over fossil fuels we squander life's greatest, most important commodity. Clean Water.

Grant St. Convention Albums:

1. The Late Great Daniel Johnston/ Smotherd & Covered: If you have not seen the documentary "The Devil and Daniel Johnston", it is a really insightful look into the DIY ethic, and psychosis. His tapes are OOP, but here you get some of his best tracks, and a disc of covers by such notables as TV on the Radio, Beck, and Tom Waits.

2. Buddy & Julie Miller/ Buddy & Julie Miller: Nice tight husband/ wife roots rock. Interwoven through some terrific originals are Utah Phillips, Bob Dylan, and Richard Thompson covers.

3. King Crimson/ 40th Anniversary Tour Box: A collector's disc with the storied "King Crimson Big Band" performing 21st Century Schizoid Man. (Supposedly all the members of K.C. playingg all at the same time. Almost.) Some classic promo material, and a few choice improvs from'83 & '74. I was lucky enough to score this at the, show in Times Square, NY (8.16.08). Amazing.

4. Fripp & Eno/ Equatorial Stars: Scored this at the show as well. Robert Fripp's picking of wonderful melodies wrapped in Brian Eno's atomosheric architecture. This albume lulls you in, then picks up the tempo for the bottom half.

5. Leftover Salmon/ Live: Nobody, and I mean noboby can rip up a John Hartford tune like these guys. In this live disc Steam Powered Aeroplane gets the essential oils. In all, a gripping set of floppin' on the dock Salmon . Good enough to get any fire stokin'.

Hints of Oak, Licorice, Zagnut? The End of Music and Movies as we Know It.

A brief late night overture to the mass-conflicterati; or Wiki, Wiki, Wiki, throw your hands up in the air. The bright lights of some off-Broadway scene beckon, though the gravitational pull of the tides keeps us firmly tethered to shore. Nature is our only obstacle. The framed illustration is from early May 2003 (5"x7", pen & ink/w/c).

Current Rotation:

1. Phish/ Junta: Essential listening! For here the "meddle" that is Phish is forged. Quite honestly the studio material that most rivals the live recordings.

2. Porcupine Tree/ Fear of a Blank Planet: Knowing that Robert Fripp plays on this album, and their drummer Gavin Harrison is on the Crimson warm-up tour, this album was given repeated listens. This is one of those records that must be un-locked, but upon doing so you realize that the mantal of progressive rock has long been tranfered.

3. Meat Puppets/ Too High To Die: Early cerebral indie-gods deliver a tasty buffet of alternative rock, with the hidden track "Lake of Fire."

4. The Bluebird Sampler 1990: Besides boasting a who's who of hip jazz, this album feature's what I consider one of the all-time best tunes ever recorded, the May 17th, 1947 version of Jack Teagarden with the Louis Armstrong Allstars performing "St. James Infirmary."

5. Allman Brothers Band/ Shades of Two Worlds: Produced by Tom Dowd this muscular album furthers strengthens the argument that this was a truly lethal line-up for the band, on an album dominated by Dickie Bett's tunes.

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THE AMBIVALENCE OF NON-VERBAL EXPRESSION

Behind the scenes that is, documentary style, neuronic gold. Dancing to the news, or testing the depths of one's own spiritual river. The stillness that pervades the studio is the trojan horse of achievement.

The untitled painting (10"x10" goache on 140 lb. cold pressed paper) is part of a promotional poster for a collective art show opening this Thursday, June 26th. It's a Warholian embelishment of the host's company logo. No animals were killed and very little fossil fuel oil was used in its production.

Current Rotation:

1. The Sounds of the Sounds of Silence: Yo La Tengo An all instrumental performance for Jean Painleve's underwater documentaries and shorts. Masterful in its conception.

2. Trade Mark of Quality: Love As Laughter Available on their web site this album delivers on many levels, (not to mention they will deliver it to you for $10.00 out the door.) The opening track Coconut Flakes may go down as song of the year, and as the package may read home-spun, don't be fooled, these guys have been around for a decade and a half. This is must-have material for any listener of contemporary rock n'roll. Their new release "Holy" comes out today on Glacial Pace Recordings.

3. The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life: Frank Zappa 1988 tour with 12 peice band that self destructed after 4 months of being on the road. Unbelievably good...here, you can really get your ring of fire on.

4. Invisible Baby: Marco Benevento: Check out this post-fusionist hepcat's latest gig. A mind twisting album that will work that Sunday brunch crowd into a heaping frenzy of a meat pie.

5. In the Ever: Mason Jennings His first outing with Brushfire is nothing more than another Mason Jennings album. Another insanely listenable, groovy outing.

H.G. Wells Hadn't Listened To This... Or He's Killing Me Softly With His Song

Let us go back to 1974, Patty Hearst is kidnapped, President Nixon resigns, and Patti Smith invents punk music with her rendition of "Hey Joe." 1974 may stand as the greatest year for the release of rock music. Here are the personal favorites of the Press, not mentioning "Odds & Sods", or "So Far."

(The sketchbook entry: "Studying the Sun" 11"x8" is a watercolor sketch for a larger piece.)

On the Beach: Neil Young

Starless and Bible Black: King Crimson

Bad Company: Bad Company Natty Dread: Bob Marley Red: King Crimson Walls and Bridges: John Lennon Rock 'n' Roll Animal: Lou Reed You: Gong Before The Flood: Bob Dylan Burn: Deep Purple 461 Ocean Boulevard: Eric Clapton 1969 Velvet Underground Live: Velvet Underground Country Life: Roxy Music Rock Bottom: Robert Wyatt Pretzel Logic: Steely Dan Sally Can't Dance: Lou Reed It's Only Rock n' Roll: The Rolling Stones The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway: Genesis Irish Tour: Rory Gallagher Court and Spark: Joni Mitchell Roxy and Elsewhere: Frank Zappa Hatfield and the North: Hatfield and the North Rush: Rush It's Too Late To Stop Now: Van Morrison Heart of Saturday Night: Tom Waits Paradise and Lunch: Ry Cooder Diamond Dogs: David Bowie Sheer Heart Attack: Queen

A Map of Mental Function or the Spirit as Defined by Tangible Property

As the pedestrian wine buyer is lulled in by the "Peterman catalog-like" descriptions of their most curious vintage, the world roils with cataclysmic events. Cyclical in nature, or the result of man's tampering? 51% of insured adults on a steady diet of medication, and trace amounts of pharmaceuticals in the majority of metropolitan drinking water reservoirs has caused the Grant St. Apologetics to propose a new reality television show. "Dancing to the News." A contest based on one's ability to perform an interpretive dance based on that night's particular reading of the news. As performed in a "Mr. Goodbody" type, internal organ revealing leotard. We will see who steps up! And though the polar bear's pitch for cola has gone south, they may soon be able to oversee the drilling for fossil fuels right in their own shrinking habitat. The watercolor above Soulfish II (11"x7"; 1/23/03), is actually the accompaniment to a work previously shown on the Grant St. blog (11.03.05 Adventures In Carnalian Jewelry).

Current Rotation:

1. King Crimson: The Great Deceiver- Live 1973-74 (Part 1): A pivotal time for the Crim. David Cross's final gigs, unbeleivable tunes, great liner notes, terrific sound quality. Can't wait to score part 2, or it can also be purchased as a 4-cd boxed set.

2. Mogwai: Mr. Beast: Having been blown away by a bootleg of live stuff I picked up their latest album (already 3 years old). Though I hate to use cliches, they are the sound of Sigur Ros and Explosions in ths Sky combined. This Glasgow based outfit is as tight as they are complex.

3. Nine Inch Nails: Ghosts 1-4: I saw this album at Best Buy for $9.99, and knowing Adrian Belew was all over this instrumental double disc set, I picked it up. It's a great set. Though it seems at this price he is giving it away. Which is exactly what he did for...

4. Nine Inch Nails: The Slip: Having never been a listener until grabbing "Ghosts", I was turned on and tuned to the band website to find their (his) new album released for free as a download. It is damn good, and though I do not like the trend of giving away free music to unapreciative listeners, there's a lot of merit to what Trent Reznor is doing.

5. Grateful Dead: Aoxomoxoa/ Grateful Dead: There is no resisting PigPen era Dead, and of course "Grateful Dead" itself is another desert island disc.

The Precocious Nature of Tamping Olympic Fire, or the IPODYOUTUBEMYSPACEFACEBOOK Effect

Let us certainly dance with the stars, or cocoon ourselves in the warm embrace of portable media if we choose. Maybe lend an earbud to an hermaphrodite frog, or a shrunken Long Island Sound lobster,and rejoice in the cracking open of a brand new bottled water you recently purchased at the local price club.

An exerpt from the "Music Series" describes the piece above: ""Sometimes I Wake Up In the Sun" 11/04 (11"x8"), was a tie-in of all the pre-stated constituents with a more explosive backdrop. It was a great piece of wood , I was also using an extremely exaggerated brush style with the gesso base. The way the water media pooled in the valleys of those brushstrokes, it took on the appearance of an oil, and that at least was successful. A bit of graphic layout with pen and ink stylings seemed to add a contrastual element."

Current Rotation:

1. Ryuichi Sakamoto/ Beauty: This progessive masterpiece circa 1990 features Robbie Robertson amoung others. With Robert Wyatt and Brian Wilson together on the Stone's tune "We Love You." Your friends will thank you.

2. California Guitar Trio/ Whitewater: CGT focuses on some tight, melodic composition, at times quite Thrakishly and if you dig this, check out "California Guitar Trio With Tony Levin and Pat Mastelotto" for a real life affirming experience. That is an album that will deliver the shiver.

3. Oysterhead/ The Grand Pecking Order: It is good to hear the dulcet smashings of Stewart Copland's drum kit, and to no less accompanyment than Trey Anastasio and Les Claypool, (who himself has become somewhat of an enigma right before our very eyes.) Bless their souls for laying down these tracks.

4. Cake/ Fashion Nugget: This is without a doubt a true desert island disc. Irresistable from track one.

5. 13th Floor Elevators/ Going Up-The Very Best Of: Yes another compilation makes the list! And though any collection of late '6o' Elevators is good listening, this recent Brit import boasts a pained Roky Erikson reciting Dylan's "Baby Blue."

6. Jack Johnson/ Sleep Through the Static: Jack Johnson has his finger on the contemporary music scene. His new release is in a stylisticaly new direction while still retaining his signature vibe, and the fact he is releasing Mason Jenning's new album has me sold on the entire Brushfire Records scene.

The Romance of the Stimulus Act and the Art of Acheiving Your Central Dogma

We are currently trying to sell some new software, a video game called "Straight A Student." It has yet to catch on, though we are developing it further ( C- edition coming out this summer!) In the meantime we will offer our best in musical direction.

But first, this oil painting on canvas (24" x 38", 2005) was my interpretation of Modigliani's great work:

" Jean Cocteau" (1917), though the original is somewhat different, and without the acoustic guitar.

Current Rotation:

1. Robert Wyatt/ mid -eighties: some royal out-takes and all of Old Rottenhat.

2. June 1, 1974/ Kevin Ayers-John Cale-Eno-Nico and the Sporifics: with special guests Mike Oldfield and Robert Wyatt recorded at the Rainbow Theater in London.

3. Frank Zappa/ Trance-Fusion: In the spirit of Shut Up/ Guitar, nothing but ripping Zappa solos, though oh so cleaned up and contemporary sounding, with extra Chunga's Revenge.

4.Calexico/ Iron and Wine: A seven song E. P. from 2005 that grooves to the styles of the artist's collective, while at the same time pushing each other in new directions.

5. Ben Harper/ Lifeline: One hell of an album from start to finish. A huge departure from "Both Sides of the Gun", and really uncomparible to any recording in his catalog. This "road album" proves Ben Harper continues as one of America's most important artists.

A Forgotten Thank You to Kellie Lambert McQuire

It has been most of a year, and I have not given thanks to Kellie Lambert McQuire's most gracious mention of the Grant St. Press in her weekly column for the Republican American newspaper. She has been a true proponent of all things musical, and a breath of fresh air in an atmosphere where most critique has barely the constitution to make for proper bird cage lining. Though larger birds can be quite discriminatory. You can enlarge the image by placing your cursor over it and left clicking (this is the same for almost all images on this site, to your possible enlightenment or dismay.)

In a more somber note, "Harp" magazine has stopped the presses, and will discontinue production of what was probably the most relevant music magazine in the business. This is a toubling microcosm of an industry that is clearly losing it's way. R.I.P.

Current Rotation:

1. Gong: Gong Live: Pre '73 Angel's Egg, Radio Gnome, Daevid Allen stuff, with some serious Steve Hillage and company.

2. Moxy Fruvous: Live Noise: Having only the studio album: "Bargainville", this live set is a full realization of this band's capabilities, as these curbside crooners can rock out.

3, Adrian Belew: Desire of the Rhino King: Though I am usually hesitant to put deliberate compilations on my list, this album culled from Adrian's first 3 releases is a mind blower. A must listen for anyone who considers music seriously.

4. Sigur Ros: Heif/ Heim: The soundtrack to a visually stunning band documentary film and some alternate album takes makes for a short, but fulfilling double album.

5. North Mississippi Allstars: Hernando: If you don't know you better ask somebody! This band, that is a direct conduit to the ghost of R.L. Burnside, stretches out and digs the feel.

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Amusia, "The Shiver", and the Economics of Recession

In an effort to manage the population, South Africa is considering the "controlled slaughter" of elephants. How can it be that there is no relocation plan in place to save these extremely intelligent animals? And whatever became of the metaphysical ideal, or the inquest on the behalf of positivism? Taylor Hicks knows. It is buried deep in someone's hamfisted cover of "We Didn't Start the Fire". Shackled, and shrunken we crouch to the back of Plato 's Cave, with only an Ipod Shuffle to sustain us. Though there is no need to worry, as we brought provisions...

Current Rotation:

1. Devotchka: How it Ends: It is high tea at the gypsy carnival! A superb album from start to finish.

2. Beefheart/ Zappa: Bongo Fury: Some Austin Texas Boogie Woogie, Zappa style.

3. Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros: Streetcore: All over the map.

4. Ozric Tentacles: Become the Other: Wickedly tight Ozric's!

5. The Mammals: Departure: Pushing the boundries of intelligent roots rock. A Morphine tune, and a steamy Nirvana cover to boot. The Mammals are truly an American treasure.

Existentialism and the Expanding of the Universe


Recent Headline:
Chimps Beat College Students at Guitar Hero III:
Yes it's true. Not only did they nail the licks on more critical song selection, they seem to be outscoring humans on certain memory tests as well. A recent archeological find appears to depict ancient chimps gathered around a crude fondue, and next March for the first time a chimp will compete in the New York Time's crossword puzzle tournament.
The unfinished watercolor of Jimi Hendrix (12"x8") is from a few years ago, and was painted with thin washes of color. Much in the way an oil painting would be laid in with glazes of paint. In either medium the drawback is the amount of time necessary to follow a peice through. Though Jimi deserves better than his uncompleted status.
In light of the last, recent distraction from fresh Press postings we try to offer our 2007 Albums of the Year. Though it must first be admitted that we did not get around to the new Sigur Ros, Animal Collective, Neil Young... but we will.

2007 Albums of the Year:

Honorable Mention: King Crimson: The Collectable King Crimson Vol. 2: Belew's first live gig as Discipline in Bath, England (1981), drawn from a restored cassette recording. Also a Philadelphia gig from July 30th 1982. Excellent quality, great liner notes, we all should be drinking the Robert Fripp cool aid.
5. Explosions In The Sky: All Of a Sudden I Miss Everyone However you brand this type of avant-instrumental rock, this outfit has taken the helm. Everything I've ever heard from them is tight and original. It all comes down to if you got the palette.
4. Adrian Belew: Side 4 Lucky enough to see this tour at B.B. King's Time'S Square Aug. 8th, 2006, I can tell you that this is the 2nd best thing. Julie, and Eric Slick make up his Power Trio, and they rip through the first three sides, hit some classic Belew, and visit the Crimso years as well. I feel like ordering the grouper fingers, and an Amstel every time I listen to it.
3. Modest Mouse: We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank The addition of Johnny Marr to Modest Mouse was like adding triple sec to your favorite boozy concoction with a hint of fruit. It smoothes it out. No matter what Isaac Brock puts out, it's something to be considered, and here he has a few tunes that to me are amoung his best. Mixed within another smattering of what should be America's most popular band.
2. Iron and Wine: The Shepard's Dog Listening to this album is the equivilant of spending a late evening amoungst good friends. The dust blown off contemplative moments, raucous times, and the black bear claw that took grandma's dog. If the musical element wasn't intriguing enough, the enclosed lyric poster will bring it on home. An essential contemporary rock album.
1. Robert Wyatt: Comicopera: Whatever may come out between now and Jan. 1st could not top this album as the most important work of the year. Though I guess if I had a machine that could travel through time and still write this column, I would say that every time Robert Wyatt released an album. Though the present release puts Garcia Lorca to music, gets some Enotronic treatment, got some Paul Weller, Phil Manzanera, and even Dave Sinclair playing piano on a track. I dont want to give it all away, as you should make it a point to put this in your collection. No matter who you are.
Happy Holidays.

The Desire of the Grant Street Pragamatists

As the blogosphere withers, and it's cambium is drained of all cultural ambition, the Press ambles on... though with a slightly timorous gait. Mainstream society has found, and clung to the video-stream. As we are true disciples of the disposable medium, let us not forget the pod-cast. The Grant St. omnibus will remain flotsam for the ages, or maybe just the ham & eggs set. Time will tell. Art does not make for good digital media, though digital media makes for fine art. Have you washed your mouse lately?

The sketch (3"x3") was completed in early '04, and was a trial in getting to know my new rapid-o-graph pen. It requires some minimal upkeep, but a smart investment for anybody who enjoys a fine writing/ drawing instument. The drawing was to become part of a larger project that never came to fruitition.

Current Rotation:

1. Iron and Wine: The Shepard's Dog- A peice of haunting Americana roots influenced folk rock. This album has so many subtle textures it will fill your ear with something new every listen, lyricture included.

2. Explosions In The Sky- all of a sudden I miss everyone- Chaos theory with a setting of shear eloquence. A very relevant, exciting band.

3. John Cale: Circus Live- This is not "Songs for the Dying", this is Cale with some crack musicians tearing it up, and deconstructing some Velvet's material along the way as well.

4. Eno: Another Green World- 1975 masterwork, with Robert Fripp, John Cale, Phil Collins, and many others.

5. The Bears: Eureka!- For $3.00 more you can have the whole band autugraph for you through Adrian Belew's webpage. Either way it should be on your shelf, or better yet, in your player.

6. Compounds + Elements: An Introduction to All Saints Records- Found recently in Best Buy for $2.99, (sticker on cover said File Under Eno), this compilation featuring Brian Eno, and even his brother Roger, along with other great outfits makes for some of the best morning listening you will find.

The Is/ Ought Problem and other Fantastic Tales of Naturalistic Fallacy

Considering the Dualism of art and music or for that matter the theory of the "Mozart Effect", should music have an influence on art? What is the personal value to achieving pure non-verbal creative expression? I don't know, but we have our best people on it.

The pen & ink (7"x4") was drawn this evening and was laid upon the acidic title page of Rudolf Binding's "Angelucia", a small hardcover book rescued from salvage. Grant Street Press, Driven Ephemera. Check your nearest rubbish pail.

Current Rotation:

1. 801 Live: Phil Manzanera, Brian Eno, Bill McCormick & co., rip out a super tight set circa 1976. A "Third Uncle" that may go down in the top 100 songs ever.

2. Outloud Dreamer/ Drink the Sky: Sarah Perrotta billowed over intricate layers of texture. Though they disbanded in 2003, the Sarah Perrotta Band releases an album this Spring featuring Tony Levin and Garth Hudson.

3. Ted Leo & the Pharmacists/ Living with the Living: Joe Jackson references aside, if you were lucky enough to cop the bonus disc with the original cd, it makes for one of the freshest double albums in some time. This trio runs the gambit.

4. Lou Reed/ Set the Twilight Reeling: Already a big fan of Reed's 90's output, this has become my new favorite Lou Reed album. Tony Thunder Smith on drums, Fernando Saunders on some great fretless bass, the liner notes say play it loud. But first grab yourself a chocolate egg cream.

5. Ben Harper/ The Will to Live: Some vintage '97, an album that should frequent any rotation.

Where Somebody Winks You an Eye, One Flips You the Finger

Don your powdered wigs as we continually lower the thresh hold for the human race. In order is the proverbial 2 word review,: shit sandwich. Water, our most precious resource continues to die around us, so let us together produce garbage. Or maybe enjoy a Yangtze River carp spring roll with quails egg and uni. We maintain faith that science, art, progressive thought, and other forms of reason will prevail in these uncertain times.

The above is a sketchbook study in designer's goache of the Vermeer masterpiece, (5"x4" 140lb. hot pressed paper- 04.21.05). Exploring the goache in a semi-absract expressionist interpretation of the subject, a watercolor technique I was presently investigating. The interesting aspect of light, chiaroscuro, through tea stainded eyes.

Album in Review:

Modest Mouse: We Were Dead Before The Ship Evan Sank

I rarely go into a new Modest Mouse album in company, as to me it is sancosanct. A moment to contemplate Isaac Brock's lyrecture and musical direction, and to participate in that particular isolationist Fung Shui. And If you consider the 12 plus years he has been releasing music you must wonder if he is not bathed in the fountain of youth, as it is reassuring to know they are looking forward to producing yet more material. Though I must admit I miss the signature chord bending stilettoes, this new album still fulfills all your Mouse driven musical cravings, then takes it to a new watery existance. Watch your top knot.